Sat 7 Dec The Pembroke Castle Chalk Farm


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Pembroke Castle


The world`s funniest German comedian 

Multi Award winning


 ★★★★"Very funny!"BROADWAY BABY"One of the most subversive acts ever."THE SPECTATOR

 "Provoked great laughs."THE BUDAPEST SUN"You could easily imagine this comedian cutting it amongst the bigger names in the comedy profession."BROADWAY BABY"

 The gags have an astonishing freshness and power." THE SPECTATOR★★★★"

Has the hilarity factor!"CREAM OF THE FRINGE"A funny German - The only one!"KKUNST, BELGIUM★★★★"A funny, highly skilled comedian"THREE WEEKS"It's a show that's hard not to enjoy! Excellent one-liners."BEEHIVECITY.COM"The incredibly entertaining Schulte-Loh used his giant stature to reduce us all into laughing heaps with his tongue-in-cheek style."BROADWAY BABY



Multi award winning


Dave has done four feature films. He played Dave the comedian in ‘Maybe Baby’, written and directed by Ben Elton, and the porn star in ‘I Want Candy’, directed by Stephen Surgit (unfortunately his scene didn’t make the final edit). Dave’s third film ‘Huge’, was directed by Ben Miller, and was released in July 2011. His fourth film is ‘Harry Hill – The Movie’. It was released in December 2013, and stars Harry Hill, Julie Walters, and Matt Lucas. Dave has performed his stand-up comedy act in forty countries and four cruise ships. Known for his one-liners and absurd persona, Dave has written material for many other comics, including Harry Hill, Ronnie Corbett, Bruce Forsyth, Jim Tavare, Ben Elton, Phil Nichol, Omid Djalili, Stewart Lee, Phil Nichol, Tony Law, and John Moloney. Dave Thompson – Press Quotes. “One of the best comedians on the comedy circuit.” Stewart Lee. "Mad comic brilliance." Ben Elton. “A complete gentleman.” Matt Lucas. “The weirdest dude on the face of the earth”. (TIME OUT). “One of the finest joke writers in the country”. (TIME OUT). "The best one-liners I've heard this season". (THE INDEPENDENT). "Dave Thompson is hilarious and goes down a storm with the crowd." (DAILY MAIL). “Dave Thompson has a unique style and some of the best one-liners”. (THE GUARDIAN). "Dave Thompson is the star of the smash hit TV show, Teletubbies". (NEWS OF THE WORLD). "Mr Thompson has become a cult among students." (DAILY TELEGRAPH). "Dave Thompson astonishes with his lanky eccentricities... talented and always amusing". (TIME OUT). “His ballerina routine nearly brought the house down”. (COMEDY REVIEW). "Dave Thompson... everything in the world is beautiful". (COMEDY MAGAZINE).