Friday 7 January 2011
My friend John Archer

made a very impressive appearance on ITV1 FOOL US with Johnathan Ross
Penn & Teller doing his magic routine John Archer did fool them all and was chosen to go to Las Vagas
Saturday 8 January 2011
A perfect show ,and happy full house for our first show
of the year with all these great acts
Paul Chowdhry

Nick Doody

Kerry Godliman


Kate Lucas
+
Matt Richardson
Saturday 15 January 2011
another full house ,and wonderful night of top comedy
with German comic
HENNING WEHN

Scottish stand up
Geoff Boyz

Nathan Caton

Kate Lucas
Visiting New York comic
Moody McCarthy

+funny geek
Pete Dillon-Trenchard

and fabulous newcomer
Martin Hill
Saturday 22 January 2011
Another happy full house with
smashing performances
from
ABANDOMAN

Andy Zalzman

sketch group
Kieran & The Joes
+
Elliot Tiney

and
newcomer
Gary Trow

Sunday 23 January 2011
I was a guest on Internet radio jnetradio.com along with comic Hanna Warman and Tiny Iron also known as half man and half amazing .The famous wrestler from Tottenham has the biggest bicepts in Britain.
After the show in Mill Hill ,we all left together .Tiny had claimed lots of girls regularly line up to say hello to him .I didn't want to hurt his feelings but I did ask him why I didn't witness any of this on the streets of Mill Hill ,he replied "broth it all happens in Tottenham ,not really Mill Hill.
Tiny Iron Half Man Half Amazing

Friday 28 January 2011
We had a singles comedy night with

Hip Hop Comedy duo
ABANDOMAN

Plus
the Peep`s show`s excellent
ISY SUTTIE

plus
excellent award winning
Aussie stand up
Celia Pacquola.

Kieran & The Joes
Saturday 29 January 2011
A full house again tonight enjoyed six acts that included performances from
top stand up
Tom Stade

and funnyman
Rob Beckett

Thursday 3 February 2011
Our New Act night at The Oxford in Kentish Town included TV & radio personality
Alex Zane

trying out new Material & Rachel Anderson

Saturday 5 February 2011
Steve Hughes

Tom Stade

new act
Vahid Jahangard

and hypnotist
Hank Stone

all provided excellent entertainment tonight
to a very happy full house
Saturday 12 February 2011
Multi award winning stand up
Chris Addison performed a top secret set tonight .

also included in our full bill was
JEFF INNOCENT

Kate Lucas

and
JAY FOREMAN

Thursday 17 February 2011
Dave Gorman
did a top secret first ever set at Monkey Business
to a delighted audience ,and the man was amazing.

Saturday 19 February 2011
A SENSATIONAL NIGHT
with top secret sets from two comedy superstars
Dave Gorman

and
Chris Addison put in another one

also included in our full bill was
JEFF INNOCENT

Kate Lucas
and
JAY FOREMAN

Friday 25 February 2011
My friend from the 80`s ,punk singer
Poly Styrene

lead singer with the band x ray spex, famous for her albums like Germ Free Adolescent and hits like Oh bondage up yours ,is reported in the media to be battlling brest cancer.
I was often billed with poly in my poetry and band days, as we shared the same manager (the late Falcon Stewart ) the same Awsome record lable ,and we lived in the same house in Fulham
I wish Poly a very speedy recovery & lots of love
Saturday 26 February 2011
Rich Hall who was booked in to give a top secret performance phoned me at 6.30pm to let me know that he felt really unwell ,but would make it up to me at a later date . We still had an excellent night which included a remarkable set from
Nathan Caton

Saturday 19 March 2011
Our wonderful headline act was
The Horne Section

Saturday 26 March 2011
A good night which included a superb performance from
Hari kondabolu

Wednesday 30 March 2011
Harry Hill put in a performance tonight

Lee Nelson performing at the Harry Hill gig Wenesday 30 March 2011

Kate Lucas at the Harry Hill gig

performing at the Harry Hill gig Wednesday 30 March 2011
Sol Bernstein
at the Harry Hill gig Wednesday 30 March 2011

Saturday 2 April 2011
We had a lovely evening with some great acts including multi award winning
Lee Nelson
who popped in to make another secret appearance

The bill also included
Spencer Brown

and
Mick Ferry
Saturday 9 April 2011
It was a warm evening ,
but Monkey Business still enjoyed a full house .
The great entertainment was provided from
excellent impro group
The Noise Next Door

+
musical comedian
Robert White

highly enjoyable Irish comic
Paddy Lennox

and funny character act
Ray Green

Sunday 10 April 2011
I spoke at Speakers corner for the first time this year

,and I felt I was in good form .
I had to deal with a few unpleasent hecklers though ,including two poorly educated jew haters speaking to me in Jamacian slang.
Saturday 16 April 2011
It was another hot show tonight with
excellent stand up
Nathan Caton

+
Matt Kirshen

and
superb showman
Wes Zaharuk

+
funny stupid ,and likeable.
Gatis Kandis

and
Harlot`s Bra a hilarious female duo

and
John Davoren
Saturday 23 April 2011
It felt a little different tonight as The Steeles pub had just changed hands,
after being a sucessfull family business for 30 years .
I just hope that the excellent relationship I have had with the pubs previous owners continues
with The Steeles new owners.
If they were to make any drastic changes I think it would be a mistake,
as the pub is presently a huge success the way it is.
Monkey Business has been part of the Steeles sucess over the last four and half years.
Everybody in the comedy industry recognises that we have one of the very best comedy clubs
in the UK .
Paul Chowdhry multi award winning and critically acclaimed legend put in a secret gig with us tonight.
Paul Chowdhry

Saturday 26 April 2011
Just heard the very sad news that Punk singer Poly Styrene of
Ex Ray Spex

from the eighties lost her life today.
I knew her well as we shared the same house in Fulham together.
We had the same manager in Falcon Stewart.,and the same record label (Awome) .I
was her support act on a number of occasions.
Poly was a highly interesting gifted pleasant individual .RIP
Dangerous Minds | Portrait of Poly Styrene as a young artist: 40 minute documentary
Here’s an intimate look at the much-beloved Poly Styrene.
This BBC documentary from 1978 took me a little while to track down, but here it is in its entirety.
Well-directed by Alan Yentob. Poly was such a extraordinary combination of vulnerability and strength.
Thursday 28 April 2011
Just heard The Syrian ambassador's invitation to the royal wedding tomorrow is withdrawn amid criticism of the violent crackdown on pro-democracy protests in the country.
(Sami Khiyami Syrian ambassador with the Queen)

Thursday 28 April 2011
Malace a double act were good fun at our new act night tonight
Thursday 5 May 2011
Mae Martin

who has been nominated for two Canadian Comedy Awards was a big hit at out our new act night tonight
Saturday 7 May 2011
We had a nice busy night with no less then seven acts performing tonight which included
Dan Antolpolski

JAY FOREMAN

and
Dyball and Kerr

+ smashing 15 year old top actor an magician
Paddy Gibson

and
Damian Kingsley

Thursday 12 May 2011
It was a full house tonight and a cracking night which included
David Mills

Steve Vinacour

Phil O'Shea

Philip Simon
and Lloyd Griffith

and
Gatis Kandis

and this is me on the night on an audience members
lap hosting the show

Martin Besserman taken on Thursday 12 May 2011
Saturday 14 May 2011
Sweden`s Magnus Betner controversial performed a brilliant 1 hour set
at Monkey Business to a delighted audience.
Magnus Betner performing at Monkey Business

on Sat 14 May 2011
other wonderful acts on the bill were
Spencer Brown

funny musical comic
Vikki Stone

and showman
Stefan Gaphauasen
Saturday 21 May 2011
We had our quitest audience attendance for some time ,but our line up was superb with
Controversial ,and very funny
IAN COGNITO

entertaining girlie Canadian
Katherine Ryan

The 2011 Hackney Empire award winning camp comic
David Mills

the lovely Welsh delights of
Frankie Williams

and
excellent stand up and tv personality
Michelle De Swarte

Saturday 28 May 2011
I was made to understand tonight by the manager of The Steeles that the new
owners Faucett Inns were thinking to make the upstairs room into a possible dining area or something.
The previous owners recognised that I was very good for their business
They understood that Monkey Business comedy club brought the pub much bigger dividends overall in terms of it being a regular Saturday night club, with its huge profile.
Our comedy website now receives over 4000 hits a week.,and has a huge mailing list of over 14.000 customers
Between September and April the club invariably has full houses, and
often needs to turn people away due to its popularity.
Monkey Business made the previous owners far more money than anything else they had ever tried before
upstairs on a Saturday night,
Among the top acts that have appeared at The Monkey Business Comedy Club have been
Harry Hill, Russell Brand, Michael McIntyre, Omid Djaili, Jimmy Carr, Alan Carr, Dara O Brian, Howard Marks, , Noel Fielding, Rich Hall, Adam Hills, ,Rhod Gilbert, Stewart Lee, Stephen Merchant, Lee Mack,Tim Vine, Reginald D Hunter, Russell Howard,Sean Lock,Ed Byrne Stephen K Amos Lee Nelson , Jack Whitehall, Simon Amstell, Dave Gorman, Chris Addison, and just about every other top name .
Saturday 4 June 2011
Lee Nelson

performed another secret set getting ready for his new TV series on BBC 3 ,and huge coming tour .Sadly it was a very quite night due to the heatwave ,but all the acts were fantastic including Norway`s biggest comedy star
Dag Soras ,and
Matt Kirshen
Thursday 9 June 2011
Top magician Pete Firman did his Edinburgh preview

at The Oxford Kentish Town
Saturday 11 June 2011
acts that performed tonight included
cheeky funny award winning
Gordon Southern

Nathan Caton

star of channel 4 Skins
Emma award winning
Inder Manocha

Saturday 11 June 2011
The area manager for Faucett Inn told me today that they are happy to keep The Monkey Business Comedy Club at The Steeles at least until mid November .
I have no idea why they would wish me to go.
Thursday 16 June 2011
at The Oxford in Kentish Town we had
two excellent award winning acts
doing their Edinburgh previews
Francesca Martinez

and Patrick Monahan

Saturday 18 June 2011
Lee Nelson
from the Well Good show performed another brilliant top secret set tonight (photo of Lee Nelson Sat 18 June 2011)

+
The hip hop comedy duo
Abandoman
were also in excellent form

also pleasing an audience of about 80 was regular star of Mock the week
ZOE LYONS
S
Saturday 25 June 2011
a full house
Our big headline act tonight were
crowd pleasing eccentric
FRISKY & MANISH


Saturday 2 July 2011
Patrick Monahan
performed his impressive Edinburgh Preview

and the other very entertaining performer on the night was very funny
Russian Tatiana Ostrakover

Thursday 7 July 2011
Tonight , we were treated to an Ediburgh Preview from the excellent award winning story teller
Sara Pascoe

Saturday 9 July 2011
The lesbian comic Suzi Ruffell was very funny tonight

Thursday 14 July 2011
Rayguns Look Real Enough

the fab musical comedy duo
treated us to a superb Edinburgh preview.
Friday 15 July 2011 .
I went down to Hammersmith to have a heated debate on the radio about woman involved in comedy ,
and if they were as funny as men .It was good fun.
Saturday 16 July 2011
We had a full house with a fantastic line up again which saw
Lee Nelson
doing a secret set getting ready for his BBC3 Well good show released soon

.
Other wonderful acts that performed included
Andy Zalzman

Jen Brister

Kate Lucas
Lloyd Griffith

and
Vahid Jahangard
Thursday 21 July 2011
Tonights audience enjoyed one of the best Thursday nights we ever had with plentiful of very good acts including 15 year old JP Luttrell ,
Russian Tatiana Ostrakover
plus an excellent Edinburgh preview from those hadsome boys
The Noise Next Door

Thursday 28 July 2011
A large turn out came to enjoy some good acts and two performances fromEdinburgh Previews from
S KE T C H D E P A R T M ENT

and
Le 122 Stefan Pejic & Ceri Phillips
A decent crowd came along to enjoy a number of good acts that included
Thursday 4 August 2011
ELLI TAYLOR

a hugely popular star on ITV s show SHOW ME THE FUNNY
performed tonight
Saturday 13 August 2011
I am very saddend to be told by the manager of The Steeles that I must stop the club there at the end of October.
I have two and half months notice, which gives me a bit of time to seek out a new venue ,but I cannot see any logic in getting rid of an established comedy club that brings huge profits,and profile to the pub .
I thought the ugly riots over the last few days would deter people from going out ,but it was a reasonably sized crowd infact,
excellent stand up
Martin Coyote

was amongst a few really good performers that entertained tonight
and also proving magic is a ever popular art was
lovely Laura London
Laura London

Saturday 20 August 2011
We had a quite night ,but there were some good performances from
Chambers & Nettleton

David Baker

Harriet Kemsley

BOB WALSHY WALSH
and impressive visiting Canadian comic
Bobby Maire

Thursday 25 August 2011
My really good friend Pat Monahan who often performs at Monkey Business

Saturday 3 September 2011
Fot the first time I operated two shows on a Saturday night ,
This came about because of me having to leave the Steeles in two months time .
Interestingly The Steeles was quite ,but our 1st Saturday night at The Oxford did very well.
All the acts doubled up doing well at both clubs.
Our acts included
Lucy Porter

plus
Paul Kerensa
Plus
David Hasselhoff impersonator
super showman
Stefan Gaphausen

and very promising 15 year old stand up
Jean-Paul luttrell
and
Gary Colman

Thursday 8 September 2011
at our new act night tonight
Luke Stephen charming Essex boy had a great new set about saying the wrong things on a new date.

Saturday 10 September 2011
both at The Steeles and The Oxford we had a quite nights
The performers were as excellent as ever though including
Felix Dexter

Fergus Craig

hugely popular star on ITV s show SHOW ME THE FUNNY
ELLI TAYLOR

David Whitney

and fantastic
Zoe Lyons

Thursday 15 September 2011
A truely smashing busy night which included
three excellent female comics in
Sunna Jarman

Sara Pascoe


&
Lou Saunders
A woman insisted in giving me £20 for a taxi
as she had had a great evening
Friday 16 September 2011
I found out today from an assistant manageress at The Steeles pub that the new corporate owners are ready to replace my excellent established comedy club with another comedy club, being Comedy Cafe.
The area manager told me on the phone that the deal had been signed when I asked about it and that Comedy Cafe will be operating there the following week after I leave.
The end result is that I will lose my club just before the start of the busiest season, when I might have had a chance to prove to the owners of the Steeles that it is a profitable business for both of us,
We have had some very busy nights recently but nobody seems to have realised this as the upstairs bar is always closed .
I feel very hurt.
The whole thing is very bad news for comedy, and for those who enjoy proper comedy. Very sad indeed for all involved .
Nobody works harder then I do to provide excellent good value entertainment.
These are the acts that Monkey Business has put on in recent years
Harry Hill, Russell Brand, Michael McIntyre, Omid Djaili, Jimmy Carr, Alan Carr, Dara O Brian, Howard Marks, , Noel Fielding, Rich Hall, Adam Hills, ,Rhod Gilbert, Stewart Lee, Stephen Merchant, Lee Mack,Tim Vine, Reginald D Hunter, Russell Howard,Sean Lock,Ed Byrne Stephen K Amos Lee Nelson , Jack Whitehall, Simon Amstell, Dave Gorman, Chris Addison, and just about every other top name .
Saturday 17 September 2011
Both clubs were full to capacity
with amazing line ups
Patrick Kielty
performed top secret sets at both clubs

plus
we had hip hop comedy duo
ABANDOMAN

and brilliant manic
Adam Bloom

+
delightful
Laura Lexx

+
Eccentric American visiting comic

at the new Saturday night Oxford pub in Kentish Town
funny Welshman
Lloyd Griffifs
hosted

Thursday 22 September 2011
I got a call from Comedy Cafe to say any deal to put on comedy at The Steele`s was off .
They also mentioned that they didn`t have the resources to do really well there anyway.
The guys admitted that they should have acted with far less naiveity in not checking to find out from me why I might be leaving after having having been at that venue for so many years .
Comedy Cafe were sensitive to my feelings, and that they understood why I felt so hurt.
I won't hold a grudge over their serious error of judgement and will try to move on,
even though I have an established business at the Steele`s ,
and I am about to lose my livelyhood without good reason.
Friday 23 September 2011
A huge American TV personality who is a mega mega international comedy star
is to perform at both clubs on Saturday 8 October .
I have been requested not to list her but
I would say that she is the biggest name from across
the alantic to perform at Monkey Business.
Saturday 24 September 2011
A Full house again at Chalk Farm
with everyone having a smashing time.
acts included the smashing Mock the week star
Andi Oslo

Stephen Carlin


Chris Henry

&

Sunday 25 September 2011
I think Comedy Cafe are going to suggest to the pub owners that I do infact run a great club
and that I should have my night back. Lets see what develops.
Tuesday 27 September 2011
The comedy website Chortle told the news of how Monkey Business will be pushed out of its
home after 6 years at the whim of the new owners,
Thursday 29 September 2011
A sensational performance from Germany`s most famous comedian
Michael Mittermeier
The award winning (the German Michael McIntyre)
photo below is of Michael Mittermeier & Martin Besserman

Saturday 1 October 2011
Another fantastic night of comedy at The Steeles which saw yet another full house
(The Oxford was a bit less full tonight)
Our acts included
one of Britains best, most DAZZLING,
& most successful comic MAGICIAN, & showman
John Lenahan

camp,very funny ,&
controversial
Scott Cappurro

excellent award winning
stand up
Tom Wrigglesworth

plus
ELLI TAYLOR hugely popular star on ITV s show SHOW ME THE FUNNY

and
highly amusing newcomer
Viv Groskop
Tuesday 4 October 2011
I had a chat with ITVS SHOW ME THE FUNNY WINNER
Patrick Monahan
today who confirmed that he will perform with me on New Years Eve .

Saturday 8 October 2011
Another big bill and full houses at both venues
which included top secret act in international comedy superstar
Margaret Cho

Martin Besserman with Margaret Cho taken 8 Oct 2011

ABANDOMAN Nick Doody the 2011 winner of funny funnyies compition Harriet Kemsley Luisa Omielan hilarious Dan & Dan 




Saturday 15 October 2011
A very quite night at both venues unlike recent weeks but everyone had a good time with acts including
Nat Luurtsema

Tom Craine

Toby Muresianu

plus
weird & wonderful
Phil O'Shea

Sunday 16 October 2011
Patrick Monahan,and his lovely sister Barbara joined me at Speakers Corner in Hyde Park today,along with mutual friends Vahid and his wife. I am happy to report that they all complimented me on my speech.
I couldn't persuade Patrick to get up on the stand on this occasion ,but said he would be keen to do so another time.
Afterwards we all went on the Edgware road for a bite to eat in a really good Lebanese restaurant.
We chatted about everything including his recent winning of ITV`s Show me the funny, to Patrick explaining how I can cook rice better with a rice cooker.
It was a smashing afternoon. Patrick Monahan confirmed that he will be doing a gig for me at Monkey Business on New Years Eve.
photo of Martin Besserman & Patrick Monahan
taken at Speakers Corner Sunday 16 October 2011

Wednesday 19 October 2011 I went to Hammersmith to do another radio interview on FM Thursday 20 October 2011 A very enjoyable night with lots of good acts ,but an act that really impressed was Abi Roberts 
Thursday 27 October 2011
A high quality night which included funny charming tall man
Tom Goodliffe



Monkey Business customers having a nice time, but with a hint of sadness on their faces as they had just been informed it was to be our last night at The Steeles
photo taken during our break.



multi award winning impro group
The Noise Next Door

and
very funny + multi award winning
Simon Munnery

al comedy duo
Rayguns Look Real Enough

Tuesday 8 November 2011
I had a meeting with the new landlords of The Steeles who admitted they made an
error of judgement in letting me go . They have offerd to welcome me back .
I left saying that I would think things though.
The Oxford have been very supportive and I must take that on board,
plus I am starting to do well there.

Saturday 12 November 2011
A happy full house enjoyed these acts
Paul Tonkinson



and

Saturday 19 November
A highly sucsessful night which included
Exciting , Controversial.Extrodinary
Ian Cognito

Paul Kerensa

super showman
Stefan Gaphausen

esccentric American
Dave Hill


So we start again with our fantastic Christmas Eve show followed by our New Years Eve bonanza with Patrick Monahan ,who will be doubling up for me with The Oxford. I am sexy.



Saturday 3 December 2011
A packed house tonight .The molst impressive acts tonight were
Irish comic
Paddy Lennox


and

Plus
highly enjoyable lesbian stand up
Suzi Ruffell

Plus
a rare appearance from
History Girls

+
great newcomer
Phil O` Shea



Wednesday 14 December 2012
I went to Hammersmith to be a co host for fm radiofor the very first time .
The stand up sit down show lasted 2 hours and I thought I did really well.
I have been invited back to do it all again Next Wednesday.
Saturday 17 December 2011
our super
Christmas show
was so lovely tonight with
camp,very funny ,&





Files for Divorce from Katy Perry
New Years Eve
party night
Winner of ITV`s Show me the funny
superstar
Patrick Monahan


musical comic
Kate Lucas

16 year old
Paddy Gibson

Tatiana Ostrakova

